Me ordering at caribou coffee: can I have the machiato? Cashier : like the one at Starbucks? Me: no, like the one at caribou coffee

This has been fun y'all but I'm needed on the space force. Goodbye forever.

Idk, here

Finally?

This bit from 10 years ago might be the best thing Michael Cera has ever done

I might have forgotten to pack socks for the entire weekend but at least I remembered to pack a screwdriver in my carry-on

Do the Property Brothers have individual names?

I really struggle with the “select all pictures with bridges” things to prove you’re not a robot and it makes me feel like a robot

fresh cup #of coffee

Stephen ABCs Smith Stephen A Smith

This will go perfectly in my Jeff Goldblum room, thanks Amazon!

“Cincinnati” is spelled wrong

This displeases me.

Did they ever catch the guy who designed the Apple TV remote?

I need to start asking google higher caliber questions

Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake* Me: "Pathetic"

Who’s winning the Storage Wars?