@boltjadoorshut
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calendar_today09-02-2012 00:04:58
251 Tweet
124 Followers
93 Following
8 years ago
Me ordering at caribou coffee: can I have the machiato? Cashier : like the one at Starbucks? Me: no, like the one at caribou coffee
This has been fun y'all but I'm needed on the space force. Goodbye forever.
Idk, here
Finally?
7 years ago
This bit from 10 years ago might be the best thing Michael Cera has ever done
I might have forgotten to pack socks for the entire weekend but at least I remembered to pack a screwdriver in my carry-on
Do the Property Brothers have individual names?
I really struggle with the “select all pictures with bridges” things to prove you’re not a robot and it makes me feel like a robot
fresh cup #of coffee
Stephen ABCs Smith Stephen A Smith
This will go perfectly in my Jeff Goldblum room, thanks Amazon!
“Cincinnati” is spelled wrong
This displeases me.
6 years ago
Did they ever catch the guy who designed the Apple TV remote?
I need to start asking google higher caliber questions
2 years ago
Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake* Me: "Pathetic"
Who’s winning the Storage Wars?