🦈 The Ralsei picture has wormed it's way into my brain enough that I actually decided to download and play some skirmishes in Yuri's Revenge again. I am not immune to hypnosis and propaganda delivered via booty.

🦈 Can't sleep and I have to be up for work in a few hours... Where's someone with a thicc ass to sit on my face until I fall asleep?

🦈 Bleh, I've got to decide whether to do a really annoying workaround in Excel to get data from an oddly designed table or scrap the table as it is and rework it so I can do more with it -_- I didn't get enough sleep to deal with this

🦈 Saw the trend and though it was funny - also accurate as it turns out

🦈 On my way to my mates house for the Easter weekend to paint Warhammer dudes and chat shit, good times

🦈 Also, check out my new #shark keychain

🦈 Having a good Easter building my Kroot whilst my mate builds his Sisters - My hungry space aliens vs. his purging goth bitches

🦈 Sharks do not enjoy having to be 7 floors underground all day

🦈 Check out my new shirt, 'tis fishy

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🦈 I just really want a big, strong, thicc #shark tail irl so I can idly hit it against the floor or walls just for that sexy 'thwack' sound on demand

🦈 Do y'all get weird about interacting with people online? I feel like I can like stuff all I want but I have a mental block that prevents me commenting or reposting, like an odd law in my head saying I can't interact unless given permission. D'know why that is that is 🤷‍♂️

🦈 ConFuzzled schedule is out and it looks like it's being a lot nicer to me this year, I won't have to decide between things I really want to do as all of the events I'm interested in are nicely spread out ❤️

🦈 Fuck yeah, train is booked and ready for Confuzzled. Now just to make sure I have money set aside to spend whilst I'm there 😋

🦈 Trying to build a couple of MtG commander decks before CFz, forgot how bad I am at this. Also I don't have that many good cards available in my stash 🤷‍♂️

🦈 Could do with some fresh shark nut coffee this morning ☕️ Very eepy

🦈 Unironically love how every so often I'll get a notification from my phone saying 'Hey! Here's a loving memory from a day in your past!', and it's just a slideshow of smut and yiff I saved with cheesy, upbeat music slapped on it. Good times ❤️

🦈 Eepy Friday 💤