Fake news.

Maybe he’s the one that needs glasses. x.com/cruentusocciso…

She’s got more reputation than him, so. .

Sure, Jan. x.com/cruentusocciso…

Only because he doesn’t have one.

Mummies are badass. x.com/cruentusocciso…

It’s her birthday in two days. Yikes.

She doesn’t care enough to.

Even better. x.com/cruentusocciso…

She feels.

Another grumpy cat. ⠀⠀⠀Great. ( and not just because she realised she was talking about grumpy cat rather than garfield this entire time. ) x.com/cruentusocciso…

She doesn’t need a present. Her family aren’t here to ruin it this year and that’s all that matters.

Cool. x.com/cruentusocciso…

Nice. x.com/cruentusocciso…

Feelings? Idk her. x.com/cruentusocciso…

/ I take rp seriously pft

Is he done? x.com/cruentusocciso…

IT’S HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE TOTALLY FORGOT.

/ Sorry for not responding much here. My muse is very, very low.