We are closing early today. A lot went wrong like way faster than usual

it's my motto

we will be releasing one of our dinosaurs into a hospital for a make-a-wish kid tomorrow

if i don't tweet in an hour i've died of a bread coma

Managed to dig out good part of the bulbous thingy. It's still stuck. #Evergiven #SuezCanal #Suez

Yessss!! Go my dear, go!! #suezcanel #SuezBLOCKED #Evergreen #Evergreenship #SuezCrisis

anklet tattoo might have been a bad idea - feel like my ankle is a pig slowly roasting on a spit of needle-based torture

stop focusing on your garden and focus on your kids

it's raining, it's pouring, being locked out of the house rn is boring

april fools 😞

god has smiled on me. i found another bottle of lactaid pills. gimme the cheese.

rule number one of tinder: text the *correct* person when speaking outside of dating apps

i'm so proud of this motherfucker

while i am very loved by my parents i 100% would not be so confident in my skin and be comfortable killing it in the clothes i wear now that i don't live with them so i'm sending good vibes for my sister and other people still living at home that feel they aren't good enough

the word gauge broke me tonight.

quote of the day justina sharp

*stomach rumbles* carenza: *looks up at me* "dairy"