ive gotten my first real follower. from here i will take over the world muahahaha

who else thinks that black leggings with white socks and black boots is a cute look?? if you think that then FOLLOW ME we will be FRIENDS

mmmm mmmm this is a good graph, yummy

Pesto turkey and mozzarella is 💖

the results do not matter, but progress will be made

heron Twitter is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous platforms with the potential to gigafry your mind but it's exclusively used by autists who unironically want to understand the world and conquer it and basically get one shotted by its content feed

Plot twist: Biden foresaw the current moment when he stole the election. His final move to save humanity was to thrust Harris into the nominee position. The note that Biden left for Trump in the Oval Office desk? "Go get 'em, tiger."

i am an absolute menace to society when i am sleep deprived. like a combination of being high and that sweet spot of drunk enough to gain a ton of confidence.

it's easy to hate the hostage takers, but do you have the courage to hate the hostage portesters?