I just told my bookie to give me 40 PRA total for Karl Anthony Towns

Tyrese Maxley! Under 3.5 3 pointers

Pickens anytime TD. I hope I don't end up with a broken thumb

Yes! My thumbs are saved

Won another won

From my headlines. Sunshine boy proves blond highlights and a fake chain will not turn your skin green

One of our lost episodes of fantasy island. We were supposed to main event the Moscow Music Peace Festival in 1989, but politics happened

If Pickens doesn't get a td, I have a feeling my "motorcycle" might burn me

Who's awake? Bijan gets 90 yards

I got my money Afghanistan

Bet on Florida for the win tomorrow #cbb. If they lose, I might end up with a missing finger or another "accident".

#knicks under 213.5. I'm betting some of my tonight show money on this one

I was supposed to be the comedian that was part of #RawisNetflix but I woke up with an eye infection

Porzingis 6+ rebounds #nba

I wanna thank Pat for giving me some wrestling tips. I might have to add some of his Rip Rogers stories to my 40 year old stand up act

Bogota Jay's bet of the night. Henry anytime TD.

I always wanted to eat Deborah Norville's ass, but I they replaced her with Katie Couric and her boys haircut