Metal problems: head banging and hit your nose on someone’s shoulder, nose starts running, try to sniff it back up; accidentally snort your own hair.

Heading to the Winter Ales fest today. How many of you friendly faces am I gonna rock into?

Definitely have to say that the spiced Stout from Wild and Woolly Brew was my highlight of the winter ales fest. Such an awesome variety to choose from though I couldn’t possibly pick a runner up. Gutted I missed out on the Southpaw Brewing Co maple stout.

And today Hamish learned why dry hop valves are very important...

Fuck me dogless, aged this fucker for a year and the amount of collective jizz in the pants of the cunce that have tried this is phenomenal. Congrats to The Brewserker and the team. It’s going straight on the shelf.

Anyone had much experience using Vienna Malt in a porter or stout?

Look at this here Ale One could even claim it pale XPA, it is. #beerhaiku instagram.com/p/Bn2Oh0qHFGQ/…

Mish is having a cheeky pint or 4 at Malthouse Wellington and here’s hoping the fuckbag behaves himself this time

Hayden got patched by Panhead Custom Ales no longer just a Lion prospect now.

Hayden and Hamish at North End Brewing NZ "Bogans from up the coast" post-Beervana event at Marama

#BoganBrown 11% Imperial NZ Draught is on tap 2day from 12pm! Brewed w/help from our Bogan Beer Tasting buddies, who will be joining us at Fork 2nite for a pint! bit.ly/2wvupvj

Sorry guys, Hayden drank the last of the #Fruitallica at Little Beer Quarter but there's still a fantastic tap takeover going on. See you here!

Turns out the Garage Project #DarkResonance goes mean with a durry

Hayden battling out in a spontaneous beer pong match for the Liberty Brewing Co tap takeover at Malthouse Wellington

Curious as to just how many brewers are Heavy Metal fans. Want to start doing interviews with brewers but not discuss the same shit you’ve been asked a thousand times. Who’s your favourite band? Ever been fucked up in the pit? Etc.

Be sure to keep an eye on our FB page tonight where we’re cracking this beauty open to celebrate something special 😉

Keep an eye out for the BBT boys as we meander around GW Brewday

Well after 9 months we finally uploaded another episode. This one you can pinpoint where we get drunk youtu.be/uz739EtmWTk

Trying to prepare for Hopstock tour. Keep an eye out for a crew of hungover scumbags today

Anyone have any tips on getting a new door seal on without having a smoko halfway through?