Musk will restore Twitter accounts banned for harassment, misinformation - The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

Because I don’t follow Nazis, my timeline is pretty much this. #Tumbleweeds

If by “free speech” you mean recouping the $44B you pissed away to parade your rancid ego, yeah, sure.

Witness the camel with the strongest back in recorded history. #SeriouslyNotOneMoreStrawOhOkay

Syphilis joins gonorrhea in criticism of antibiotics.

Dear Kanye’s last remaining friend on earth, Do him and the world a favor by loading up a tranquilizer dart with 200 mg of Lamictal and administering from a safe distance.

Dear Remaining Twitter Employees, Seriously, you do *not* want this period of your working life on your resume. Musk is a monster and you’re complicit in this shit. Save yourself. Save your soul.

It’s the darndest thing, but on Mastadon, I’ve yet to see a single mention of Hunter Biden’s junk. Yet here it’s like the hottest Hallmark special. Either Mastadon is populated with the easily offended or Twitter has become a festering pustule of… nevermind, I know which it is.

In which the GOP yet again takes to heart this lesson: “Cheat harder next time.”

Fixed it.

Wirecutter is also an NYT property. #JustSayin

One of these is right.

One of the few benefits of Musk destroying Twitter: Journalists have put aside the “Musk is an infallible genius” narrative and are starting to report more honestly on his work. For example, Teslas are poorly made, expensive to repair. hotcars.com/real-truth-abo…

The New York Times is no New York Times.

I hear Twitter is now labeling tweets that contain the word Mastodon as sensitive material. That’s one more reason Mastodon is a better place to be. #MastodonMastodonMastodonBeetlejuice

Huh.

I’m gonna predict that when current Twitter employees interview for their next job, the potential employer’s first question is “You worked there then and you agreed to do what?” And then be shown the door.

I wonder if you get suspended if you post your Mastodon address like, say, this: @[email protected]

Free speech, (man) baby!

This will likely be the last tweet prior to The Great Lockout. Sure, Musk is a sociopath, but those supporting and implementing his sociopathic policies are anything but blameless. Shame on every one of you. You knew better and did nothing to stop it.