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#Shoreham Old Footbridge

In space no one can hear you scream.

#Alien returns to theaters for a limited time, starting April 26.

STOP SCROLLING, please we need your help.

I am doing a statistics experiment for my students and we need your input. This will just take 30 seconds.

1) Reply to this tweet with a random number between 1 and 100 inclusive.

2) Retweet this because we need a large sample.

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✍️ Humans and chimps share communication methods:⁠
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👋 Groom me ⁠
👋 Feed me ⁠
👋 How does someone forget to pay £5m in tax? ⁠

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

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I’m finally out #whamageddon

Shit Planning this from Karl Jilg (for Swedish road administration) really shows a lot

Bloody hell Stagecoach South £7.50 Shoreham to Worthing return 😮 It’s only £4.80 for Brighton

''You can see Changing of the Guard in the morning and Changing of the PM most afternoons''⁠

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

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Keep retweeting

''Are you Conservative Party members? We try not to give you a choice because you always get it wrong''

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

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💣️ 'Don't bother, they're blowing themselves up'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

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THIS is the graphic that you all need to share today.

I am so happy this works.

Oh My God This Is The Best Thing I Have Ever Seen.

Bestow an honour on the Black Sabbath rock group - Sign the Petition! chng.it/jn2Xvjx4 via Change.org UK

I just entered Auto Trader’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E GT worth over £69k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

Will of the people loud & clear

Here’s the full version of THAT clip from last weeks #thechrisandrosieramseyshow for anyone who missed it…
The whole episode is on again TONIGHT on @bbctwo at 10:20pm 📺

This is awesome