Anyone else have little X wiping boogers on the Resolute Desk on their bingo card?😂

Ever have one of those weeks where even though whatever you were working is mostly functional, you still feel like you walked 1,000 miles a day?

It's been a while. Life got weird. Wanna grab beverages and snacks at Twisted Spoke (501 N Ogden Ave) this coming Thursday, 20 Feb? Say some time around 18:30? I'll bring pocket warmers.

Why is there no service that do an exhaustive medical eval on my carcass and help me formulate a lifestyle plan that optimises for long term quality of life?

Somebody call that guy an ambulance. He ded. 🔥

American Airlines flight #AA292 from New York to Delhi made a U-turn over the Caspian Sea and diverted all the way to Rome, following a bomb threat for the flight. Playback flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/…

I wonder if Chapter 7 will be removed from Risk: A User's Guide?

Pretty sure this violates the ToS for violence.

Day after tomorrow...

ChiSec is this Thursday, 15 May ~18:30. Twisted Spoke at 501 N Ogden Ave Hopefully I'll be out of this sling by then because typing with one hand s*cks.

It's finally THURSDAY. Come to Twisted Spoke (501 N Ogden) any time after 18:30. youtu.be/9Tg_zvDg3Xo

1. Clear your calendar for Thursday. 2. Come to Twisted Spoke after 18:30. 3. 501 N Ogden Ave in case you forgot.

We're meeting at Twisted Spoke (501 N Ogden) on Thursday around 18:30-20:30. I'd add something witty or clever but the heat has cooked my brain.

Parked in a Parking.com lot for maybe half an hour this morning. The signage states parking ends when the vehicle exits the lot. That is not at all what's happened. Starting to wonder if I've been scammed...

ChiSec is this THURSDAY. AKA 17th July (where did the time go?) Twisted Spoke @ 501 N Ogden Ave 18:30

ChiSec -> Day after tomorrow. Or if you, like me, need numbers: 17th July. As usual, we'll be at Twisted Spoke @ 501 N Ogden Ave some time around 18:30 +/- /n/ minutes.

See you tonight at Twisted Spoke (501 N Ogden). If there is an unreasonable amount of sky water, check the back room. Otherwise, head to the roof.

Today.

Sure is difficult to measure the productivity of your employees when your MO is to throw them into the deep end of the pool.

I need a me to take care of me so that I can do all of the things I would do if I didn't have to take care of myself.