I think I've got the hang of this Twitter thing. Here's a photo of my food

I recently discovered that TV show #Outlander I want to know why none of my bros told me about this show. It's all about some guys in kilts who fight a lot. And once in a while there are some women who argue with the men. It's like Saturday night in Newark, NJ

I saw this photo on Instagram. It's not fair That #Outlander guy Sam Heughan gets to walk around looking this good, raising female expectations. I'm going back to bed.

I recently found #OutlanderContestNYCC Holy shit you #Outlander people are good artists!! I'd give prizes to everyone Just my opinion but some of you could stop telling us how much you suffer to make your art We'd just like to enjoy it You know?

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Ok general announcement #Outlander fans I had no idea what I was getting into You can stop telling me how handsome, fit, kind, brilliant and wonderful #SamHeughan is This stuff is starting to affect my brain Even breakfast is no longer safe

I'm only on season 1 I've got a little over 5 months to get caught up Significantly Older Claire, Jamie, and some other woman look stressed 5 seasons in: more fighting and yelling Probably Satan Jack Randall is up to no good again

This is Jenny's husband, Ian, right? Does he mean what I think he means? #Outlander fans, can you explain? I might have missed something

Maybe if you just gave her some free tickets to Hamilton she'd stop trying to run away from you