Welcome to St Matthias’ men’s club newest president Tim ! Long may he reign.

Cody Westerlund 👀🔴 season

Today I hit the all important middle-aged guy milestone of- “why not Dave Brubeck?”

June 7th= Indictment Eve June 8th- Indictment Day June 9th- Boxing Day

Top Ten Reasons Donald Trump will probably not live in the White House: 10) Mike Pence will not let him paint it gold.

9) only losers live in old houses

8) eeeww! A black guy used to live there!

7) doesn't trust Mexican landscapers

6) doesn't want to encroach on Pence's personal space

5) Is worried that he may have an moment of self-actualization while tweeting from the Lincoln Bedroom.

4) only room for one self-portrait. #sad

3) Biden glued all of the toilet seats down

2) fingers are too stubby to call room service from phones

1) doesn't want to live in Columbia. #unamerican and #sad