Rolling Stone shut the fuck up rolling stone magazine

Flying to New York this morning my plane crashed I was swimming to my appearance and aliens picked me up they're going to drop me off at my appearance at 1 o'clock today see you guys then

Adam Schefter

In American media the outrage is not that extreme poverty exists, it’s that it’s adjacent to rich people. The victimized party being centered here isn’t those living in squalor it’s those in luxury condos who have to see them.

Me trying to hold a sneeze in while telling a story so no one thinks I have COVID:

Check out this idiot.

Hey if anyone was still looking, we already found the dumbest human on the planet.

So I can drink it just for fun?

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NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass

Me taking in that crisp morning football season air on the first dog walk of the season:

.PFT Commenter

This skit aired only one time live on SNL in 1998 before it was effectively banned and never aired again