Jason I love you but mounting a 4038 ribbon mic sideways like that means the ribbon is under lateral stress, likely to distend in the magnetic gap, potentially rubbing against the armature but certainly not operating in its linear range. Please keep ribbons in the vertical plane.

If my butt had a window, no one would be able to support me eating.

What he means is he bought 7 billion dollars of Bud Light and put it in a biiiiiig garbage bag and just assumed Anheuser-Busch died from it.

BLINK-182

comedy isn’t about making people laugh. it’s about asking people in the front row, who politely sat there despite not wanting to, what their favorite sexual position is and then mocking them regardless of their answer before posting that interaction on every conceivable platform

did you know that on twitter, you arent allowed to link the article published by Wired about Walsh's account getting hacked? it's a bannable offense! it violates TOS. if you google "wired matt walsh hack," you can't post the first result that comes up in the search to twitter!

Mandolorian confirmed non-binary.

I hope he cleaned it first.

Happy 4/20! Musk really went all out for the fireworks this morning!

Jay Leno promises fabulous pizza party if the writers stop striking and don’t mention his cars.

There’s an old dude at the DMV with camo cargo shorts and a Cannibal Corpse shirt. Nature is healing itself.

Hey 🎄Brian Fallon🎄 The Gaslight Anthem Benny Horowitz Hair You’re playing in Sioux Falls on September 29th and I can’t wait. Hands down my favorite group. Hear my plea.

This is still the best joke I’ve ever written.

Neither the WGA or SAG-AFTRA is calling for a consumer boycott right now. If you want to support the strike, we're asking folks to: 1) Boost our message on social media 2) Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, which supports affected workers secure2.convio.net/afa/site/Donat…

Jason Aldean shot this at the site where a white lynch mob strung Henry Choate up at the Maury County Courthouse in Columbia, Tenn., after dragging his body through the streets with a car in 1927. That's where Aldean chose to sing about murdering people who don't respect police.

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)