Hey... what if I don't want to listen to the fucking remastered version?? What if the original version was already great and you didn't need to make it more bland and colorless and ugly to look at on my phone???

Fellas, if you worked at Subway would you grind on each sub? Like put some time and effort into making it quality? Or just kinda half ass it and move on? Easier said than done, but I’d like to think I’d put some love and attention to detail into each one

Wanna be DJ duos: Two Pretends Poorgan Shitty Overdraft Punk Foreclosure Quiet Poverty Shanty Up Will continue to add. Thx.

Dammit. Sam witwicky got me on the cargo pants wave now. Take my money

Kay Adams man…

If Taylor has multiple kids she could fix 3rd wave feminism and maybe even start another baby boom

Tough, dark day, gentlemen.

Watching your heart rate improve is kind of a crazy experience. Just weird. But cool

Literally hurts my eyes to read "Grand Casino Arena" on ticketmaster. Wtf are we doing?

Finding out that literally not a SINGLE person like French Montana has been hilarious and awesome 😂😂

Bro I need to see Oasis. Bad

The fair at night is just special man

The gray hair count for age 25 is pretty absurd. I'm cooked

That boy Herb is cold

“Come over bro we have pizza and wings” Yeah I’m good bro.

Max Brosmer, we’re ready for you

JJ is THE TRUTH

If your name is Caleb, I just don’t think you can ever be that guy 😂

Friendly reminder that this is all because of the fucking internet. Algorithms confirm our biases and tell us lies about the other side. People hide behind screens and spout their sick ideas with no consequences. Then find other freaks who applaud them and encourage violence

Goodbye for a while. Hopefully forever