Ha ha ha that’s some funny shit.

Isn’t this already a power delegated to the damn state? This joker!

17 minutes left y’all better hustle if y’all got bills to file. #txlege

The ones who really have “abnormal sexual proclivities,” are the ones obsessed with hating gay and Trans people. Ain’t never seen this level of obsession with a topic as these Republicans and what’s behind someone’s underpants or whether someone likes tacos or hot dogs. #txlege

This week’s #txdrought map shows the exceptional drought conditions in central Texas starting to expand. Also growing pockets of severe drought west of I-35. We need beneficial rains in the next 60 days or we’re up *that* creek this summer. #txwater

Recommended new template for committee hearing witness registration forms. Move adoption.

How you read a bill vs. how other ppl read the same bill, hypothetically explained. Happy Friday y’all.

Still have no damn idea what the Hell a Zaddy is.

What the Hell is this? I wanna slap this boy like I slapped Dan Morales. But harder.

A spectacular view of the #Eclipse from #ElPaso #txlege

Don't let recent rains fool you. 🧵 Texas faces two major water infrastructure challenges. We need more water supplies. And we need to fix aging, deteriorating water systems. Proposition 6 on November's ballot helps. #txwater #txdrought #txlege #Prop6Yes

Hell, now y’all done woke me up with this shit. Got me laughing so hard what’s left of my lungs are hurting.

Name any person the Administration has prosecuted for being a Christian “peacefully praying for the unborn.” What kind of horse shit is this? Makes my 1/2 a lung hurt just thinking about the mental gymnastics necessary for this type of bald faced lie.

Lemmie get this straight: - you type out lies - you post the receipts proving what you wrote was a lie - you pass it off as truth. I applaud you, sir. By god, I have seen some shiftless grifters in my time, but you are the biggest grifter of all. Congratulations. 🎊 #txlege

Started with The Other Bonnen and His Incident, actually. Then the Grill. Gotta remember the history accurately to properly chart the fall. #txlege

Heard this is the same portal Harrison & Schatzline came out of. Not sure if true. #txlege

Addiction is a hallmark of the legislature!

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