Because I was in a Chinese restaurant I could choose my spice level of some noodles I ordered. But in the moment I forgot the word spicy because I guess I was reading the kanji as if it were Chinese So I was like “dai……” don’t say lat don’t say lat don’t say lat 😂

So I taught cover lessons today and one person asked me where I’m from and I said “England!” And she’s like “omg so you speak…. British English 👁️👄👁️” And I’m like… “yes……??” 😂 I sensed the confusion so I explained my parents are Chinese but I’m most fluent in English 😭

How a mozzie get me on the back of my thigh when I was sat on it all day yday 🫨🫨 We don’t really get many in the UK and my new Aussie friends said I need to train myself to smack those MFers 🫨🫨 It was amazing she was truly like a ninja

Me trying to explain why Cinnamoroll is called Cinnamoroll to normies and I'm like "If you look at his tail it's shaped like a cinnamon roll!" and they're still like "No it doesn't" ... ... ... 🥺🥺🥺

I didn’t want to cook today but everything was either expired or going to expire so I decided to make a very lazy curry and chuck everything in. In the end it was delicious cause it’s full of all good ingredients but I’m lazy I didn’t enjoy cooking 😂 #FoodwithFi

I think I need to see a doctor on my persistent sore throat I think it’s not normal to have it so scratchy but part of me is like it’s probably the aircon 🥲