There are loads of astronauts at bingo tonight.Stan the Man on Gasmark 5 has just won a beauty of a hot water bottle.Proper fancy it is

ATTN DRESS DOWN FRIDAY ASTRONAUTS-By all means be casual but don't go so far as to forget your helmets

MOON TRICK OR TREATERS Due to Lunar budget cuts I only have 4 wine gums and a slice of breaded ham to give away.Please pelt your eggs gently

ATTN ALL MOON FOLK come & join in the alien fun at Winter Illo Fest at @IllustrationCup tomorrow (with Simon Bartram!) bit.ly/UiNARI

BIGGISH NEWS A chap called Simon Bartram will be showing off his paintings of me at Illustration Cupboard in London from 2.30 tomorrow

ps Tell him he paints my chin too big

ATTN ACCOUNTANT TYPES On a tax return should a spaceman claim for chocolate covered nuts and fairly difficult puzzle books?

JUST WATCHED A TERRIFYING FILM Thought provoking,challenging but ultimately blood-curdling! Please watch CARRY ON SCREAMING with CAUTION

TRANSFER TALK I have it on good authority that Bert The Man On Uranus is off on loan to Neptune until the end of the season.

Is he the answer? I'm not so sure

It's been a difficult afternoon .A Moon tourist offered me what I thought was a chocolate covered nut.Lo and behold it was a coffee revel

Revel

Thinking about it, why don't they make TEA flavoured Revels?I'd certainly try a nice mug of them.Probably with a slice of cake

I was the only astronaut at bingo tonight.There were quite a few cowboys though.And a pirate.He won a really super toaster

ATTN YOUNG SCAMPS Please refrain from exploding stink bombs on the Moon.You can leave but I have to work here.Thank you

Bumped into Simon Bartram in the shop tonight.He was covered in paint and had a Lego Chewbacca head stuck in his beard.

ATTN Major Tim Peake! Please feel free to pop over to the Moon for a nice cup of tea and a corned beef slice

Perhaps next Tuesday afternoon.That Bowie type astronaut is coming with his guitar. We're going to have fishcakes

Join Simon Bartram, award-winning illustrator of Bob Man on the Moon for an exclusive illustration master class with Nov! sevenstories.org.uk/whats-on/event…

A lovely display of Templar Books artists at the The AOI IllustAwards. Victoria Turnball, @LeviPinfold Bob Man on the Moon