the sistine chapel took ages to paint but it only took me seconds to print out a photo of it someone else took

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

If Dubai gets levelled then they can't even check dental records for identification because they've all got the same set??

Michael Owen stuns for Peacocks

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

This is what marriage actually looks like.

Not even close

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*. Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again. It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

When teams mention the pitch BEFORE coming to Vale Park… 🤝 Danhausen

When you move an image in Microsoft Word...

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

Tim Peake's agent whenever anything space related is in the news

This is some prime Simpsons shit

It's Always Sunny is still on tv and is more offensive in a single episode than Friends was in the totality of its run

Dressed like one of those Romanians that have just discovered Wembley market 😭😭😭😭

It must have been so weird to pretend they’ve never met

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

Little man is chuffed.