Every time I walk past the Pizza Hut at target I fight demons

Beautiful image of the police’s true function

They wanna give Luigi Mangione the death penalty. Thats the only reason they making him face federal charges. They literally wanna kill him for daring to threaten capitalism and corporate greed. They don’t even do this to school shooters.

with the way they used illegal surveillance to find luigi mangione, transporting him like he’s bane, charging him with terrorism, i think you gotta drop whatever baggage is keeping you from engaging this with the level of gravitas it deserves bc it implicates the entire us empire

the guy on the left is being treated like Bane for killing one evil piece of shit social parasite, & the guy on the right got a standing ovation for genocide by the same people who support it. we truly do live in hell

The grinch was right to do what he did

A corrupt mayor and an overfunded/overarmed police force, displaying unnecessary force on a guy that actually did what all of us are thinking. Somehow they are making him even cooler

This is how Luigi's are made.

I got atheist shooters they gon always blasphemy

My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as “my council of eunuchs”

"I felt like, like, like a Nazi ... it looked exactly like we were actually the Nazis and they were the Jews."

The plane is too hot and I think I’m going to have a panic attack

Reloading the poop in my ass like a revolutionary war musket

Is that your passport and one airpod

This is all I fucking want dude

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

I need an abusive Chinese wife

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

BREAKING: "If you expressed “negative sentiment” toward insurance companies on social media following the murder of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO last month, the government was watching," per Ken Klippenstein. “Following the shooting, the New York State Intelligence Center (NYSIC-CTC)

Jesus watching his favorite team suffer