Peeps are nasty. And I don’t like those yellow marshmallow Easter chicks either

I could watch this all day

We put a man on the moon in 1969, yet somehow still had no fucking idea at all how to make decent TV graphics.

It is absolutely astounding a band was formed organically in which George Harrison was the third best guy but holy shit ...

"We do our very best to run our company like a pharmaceutical company.” wfsb.com/news/medical-m…

📺 NEW VIDEO Donald Trump’s stupidity has failed America. We need 3,000 retweets in 30 minutes on this. #TrumpFailedAmerica

Remember, citizen: If a news crew approaches you outside a store wanting to ask some silly question on camera, you DON'T have to answer! BUT BE NICE! Studies show that any news crew forced to quiz rando's in some odd parking lot is already having a worse day than yours.

Covering a protest is like being invited to a party only to be yelled at when you get there. Which is fine, but if you’re gonna beg the press for attention, maybe flip off my camera a little less? And all those F bombs do is force me to censor your message. Just a thought.

Georgia elections are overseen by Republicans. I don't normally engage in correcting the president, but he said the “election apparatus in Georgia is run by Democrats.” That is not true. The Sec of State is Republican Brad Raffensperger who replaced Republican Brian Kemp, now Gov

Even though it makes sense, I can never root against them. At most I’m ambivalent but rooting against especially against Miami? Can’t do it. #jets

Every. Single. Word. JoeNBC Morning Joe

I don’t care what anyone says. This Twitter feed wins

Mar-A-Lardo #HeWhoShallBeNamed

Chuck E. Cheese is on DoorDash. I want you to consider for a moment what kind of twisted fuck would order in from Chuck E. Cheese. This pizza only exists in the first place so that a rat can maintain a chain of child casinos. Nobody is ordering that shit from home.

Photog Brian Elba will be missed on the street by colleagues, competitors, and lawmakers WFSB Channel 3 Susan Raff Christopher Keating thelaurelct.com/27932-2/ via @The Laurel

CT Governor Ned Lamont recognizes WFSB photographer Brian Elba who is retiring after 36 years covering the state

F it, if Tyreek scores a TD tonight five people who RT this will win a $50 bonus bet! #FinsUp

Hey KeySmart I ordered and paid for a smart card on Dec 7. It never shipped and no response from customer service since my first of many attempts. This was to be a Christmas gift. Thanks for nothing

Hey ⁦Air France⁩ a year ago I left my AirPods on a flight from Miami to Paris. Even though you had my seat info and I filed a lost item report I heard nothing. Now they’re active again traveling all over France. Thanks for nothing.