#Primate was great, but I feel like the one thing it was missing was the chimpanzee ripping one of douchey dudes' genitals off in true chimpanzee attack fashion. (No I'm not kidding, no I will not elaborate. Look it up if you think I'm kidding.)

Well, since I had to spend my night in urgent care last night, I get to watch #ThePitt tonight. I am already prepared to cry.

'How'd he get a bloody nose?' Robbie, don't act like you wouldn't have done the same. #ThePitt

GET HER, JAVADI! #ThePitt

GATHER HIM, DANA #ThePitt

Joy is now my absolute favorite character on this show #ThePitt

Turk wearing an Omnipod just made me so happy 😭 #Scrubs

I'm going to need someone to level Monic real quick. #ThePittSpoilers

Mom and dad are fighting and I am not okay 😭 #ThePitt

Not the writers trying to make me feel bad for Ogilvie. #ThePitt

You guys, Mayhem Ball was truly the serotonin boost I've been missing 😭

All the people going on about Sabrina this and Justin that, and I'm just thankful to have gotten to witness Mayhem Ball in person

Not Abbott giving the night crew a pep talk 😂 #ThePitt

Javadi just read those bitches down #ThePitt

Robbie using Javadi's full first name as he's basically saying goodbye for the last time 🙃 #ThePittSpoilers

Okay, I'm going to need a scene of Mel and Santos doing karaoke now #ThePitt

Oh my gosh, Digby 😂 #ThePitt

OH MY GOD, THEY ACTUALLY FILMED A KARAOKE SCENE #ThePitt