Every girl who listened to Lady Sovereign in high school has 2 kids now

It’s tough being a guy in 2018 because as soon as you get a girlfriend, G-Eazy takes her from you

SUPPORT ME, SUPPORTING YOU - Michael Vlamis Emmy Nomination Nominee

Season 1 & 2 available at youtube.com/blurredseries

You either rolled Molly at Coachella this weekend or wore pastel and chilled with your family. There's no in between

Was about to get into a pool today but saw they were taking the ladder out. My sims god wants me to die. Not today bitch!

#tbt to that one time @ctaslitz was my minion for Blurred !! ITS ALL LOVE PEOPLE, don't… instagram.com/p/BTrpsctFT4Q/

Everyday, a 12 year old girl wakes up and dances around her room to Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten" Today, that 12 year old girl was me.

BBQ season is back youtu.be/A2gPs_G1L0o

White people have officially maxed out the Golden Doodle

Shoutout all those Dads out there who already have their Old Navy American flag shirt ironed and ready to go for the 4th! We see you!!!!

Can't wait to cut everyone who snapchats fireworks from my life!

Found out like 2 months ago that .Will.I.Am just put periods in William.

Young First 10 Minutes of "Up" x.com/mixtapekevin/s…

Feel like we kinda phoned it in creatively when naming the letter "W"

280 characters make tweets look like a CVS receipt

"Guess Who" creators presenting to corporate How many minorities? None. How many women? Only like 5. And the rest? Old white guys. Perfect!

Ellen DeGeneres and I have the same bitmoji