I’m so tired that I’m at the level where I don’t care if this doll watches me sleep all night.

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Me still trying to shop at Forever 21

Kim K’s body makeup does wonders.

The friend in the movie that helps the lead have a crazy night after a big breakup:

I found a video of a duck falling asleep and I’m convinced it’s the cutest video ever

I am a music historian, and with Adrian Gray I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

Charlie Brown is an adult now. Snoopy is merely a security question.

Kids: Stay in school.

Idk, jus been doing a lot of thinking about balloon Elsa

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oh excuse me but WHAT CRIME TORKEY BE PARDON FROM? crime of BEING A BIRDS???? hello ALCU?????

I can’t wait to see all the elves on shelves doin stuff tomorrow.

Productivity is for machines, not for people. There’s nothing meaningful about packing some number of work units into some amount of time, or squeezing more into less. Think about how effective you’re being, not how productive you’re being.

The bluest skies are in ... #Seattle? In December?

Best part about public transportation: No seatbelts, carpool lane superiority complex, SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT. Worst part about public transportation: no escape from crying in public.

a black mirror episode where u text someone and they screenshot it for 27.9m ppl