Santa waking me up after I left him a 200mg edible instead of milk and cookies

Man this is nothing, Ray Charles told his side piece he wasn’t leaving his family in an argument and created a song out of the argument during the argument then had his side chick perform the song on tour 😂

he really pulled out a sock full of rocks out of his inventory and knocked the mario coins outta her i’m in tears😭

Canon

zaya A wise man once said😂😂😂

#Shrek5 officially releases in theaters July 1, 2026 Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz are all returning

POV: You just finished watching The Boys Finale and have to wait till 2026 for Season 5.. #TheBoys

McDonald’s messed my order up so I drove around to complain. Then I seen buddy had that McFie on him so I kept it moving😂

so real

you wouldn’t get it

"GET THAT VEHICLE MOVING AGAIN!" "THEY'VE MADE IT HALFWAY, STOP THEM!" "THEY HIT A CHECKPOINT, NOW MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO STOP THEM..." "BETTER STOP THAT VEHICLE!" "THERE'S STILL A CHANCE TO STOP THEM!"

Goodbye, YOU. APRIL 24.

Bro has no idea how safe he is