after my funeral, i want my bestie to text everyone with my phone “guys i’m scared, it’s really dark in here”.

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

Wanting to be famous only so I can get interviewed and say some bullshit

me entering your life means the universe loves you

Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology need more live action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy jackson

bad btches have moles or beauty marks by their eyes & lips

i love sitting otp with my friend all day just talkin about random stuff

I got second hand embarrassment from Supa Peach video fr

i love liking tiktok comments like nah u funny asf u get a lil like from me boo!

i stay on my phone so if ion answer im really ignoring you

nahhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Michael Movie is for all us black folks who spent 6 hours watching Jackson’s American Dream on tv. We paid dues.

My biggest enemy is my boredom, every bad decision I made in life was due to boredom.

This is black history

this is either the pepsi burn or when michael announced that this was gonna be his last tour with his brothers 😭😭

That shit would have been jumping

I really haaaate when ppl one word text me😭lol idkkkkk just feels dry af.

I'm tired of seeing this man and yall know who I'm talking about

YOU all owe him an apology #notme #dayone