They want you to get a job so you can't drive around for hours and notice The Pattern

Happy April Come She Will Day to everyone who celebrates

I think first person is baby’s first short story format and that’s why it’s so easy to get mean about. I also think you people are annoyyyyyying

so funny when people say “it might rain.” that’s just always true. it always might rain

been reading and taking inspiration from "steering the craft" by le guin. god, she is sorely missed

Texting the cliffhanger guy for

Standardized language testing in my class today

Bitches dont be named shit like Maureen anymore and that Is a problem

a question also posed by the television show Bones.

i hate cutting oranges at a bar bc it only gets used once, in a blue moon

Did this last week and ran out of underwear. Icarus