I pick up my husband’s socks, I clean his beard hairs out of the sink after he trims it, and I pick up his dinner plate after he’s done eating. Because he works hard for our family, and he makes me dinner every single night, and he gets our son ready for bed, and he washes my

im sorry but white horse at 11??? switch that and all you had to do was stay right this instant

current read is kiss of the basilisk and wow. that’s all i gotta say

when spotify wrapped tells me my listening age is 67

everyone already posting their reading wrapped for the year……honey i will be finishing 2 more books by the time it’s new year’s eve

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

one time I talked to this old man and he told me to "find a vacation everyday, even if it's walking outside and feeling the grass between your toes" and that is what 2026 will b all about. Finding a vacation, everyday.

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

No one really warns you about this part of adulthood where you start to feel homesick, not for a house, but for a moment in time. A version of life that doesn’t exist anymore. A place you can’t return to, and a feeling you didn’t know you’d miss so much until it was gone.

from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right

Nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live between "things will get better" and "I can't handle this anymore." Your emotions swing constantly, leaving you feeling both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

god forbid a girl be both whimsical & full of rage.

Avril Lavigne was right, it absolutely is a damn cold night and I am, in fact, trying to figure out this life

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

Marriage with babies and toddlers is less butterflies and fun dates and more “thank you for still loving me even when I’m overstimulated and acting like an insane person.”

Why can’t they just have a violent bachelorette