I have said this before, but it's weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

America put a convicted felon in the White House before a woman. The message we just sent to the world. Yikes.

People really made the decision that paying 20¢ less for eggs was a reasonable trade off for Trump getting to replace Alito and Thomas with 35 year olds and never seeing a liberal leaning SCOTUS for the rest of their lives. It’s gonna be funny when the price of eggs go up …

Stay stupid, America! Good luck with that.

We aren’t marching in the streets this time. He already promised to shoot us if we protest. Save your pink yarn, white women.

If you want to know where young American women are at, the Google search term interest for the 4b movement says it all. (It’s a South Korean term for women who swear off sex, marriage and childbirth with men)

Frightening reality. Very well said. I've been screaming about this. Unfortunately, people will find out the hard way.

the minute pa turned red

So, you want me to believe that you voted for a racist, rapist, convicted felon, business fraud who incited a deadly attack on our Capitol after losing the last election because of the price of eggs? That you voted for the orange-dipped dude who ran with a different VP because

This quote is absolutely insane.

This is the best explanation yet about why compassionate and moral, democracy-loving Americans are excising MAGA fascists from their life. 🎯🎯🎯👇

Trump cabinet walking into the White House on January 20th

I’ll give you one more bit of inspiration: Do you know what the theme of almost every Jewish holiday is? “ they tried to kill us. We survived. Let’s eat”. We don’t give in in times of darkness. We dig deep, we survive, and then we eat. Usually something fried or carb based

I guess I’ll be joining everyone in the blue place (same username w/o the spaces) 🦋🦋🦋

What in the Dieter Egan is this, and how can I get my hands on one!? Um, Ben Stiller we need a Severance merch store ASAP! In the meantime if anyone wants to gift me this for my birthday tomorrow …. my DM’s are open. Just saying 😇 #severance

Finally, a man who has read the current mood of women accurately