brine bitches [mermaids, derogatory]

mansplain manipulate malewife (lydia tár)

philadelphia family pack make me laugh cos that's a family of gentiles

Mac DeMark my words boy

i'm annotating a physical book with a pencil and i just wrote out a key smash i love the modern condition

maybe the real sappho was the friends we made along the way

tired of mermaids where are the mermilfs

AU where 'know' is spelled 'gnow'

beefy fridgers

I honestly can’t believe that while writing her translation, Emily Wilson destroyed all manuscripts and previous editions of Homer in any language so that no one could ever translate it ever again ever and hers would be the only one anyone could ever read.

sorry not medieval but i can't stop thinking about the roman wolf mosaic in yorkshire

BIRTH OF MERLE! he emerges from the sea, fresh and demure and... ancient. i've always loved the easter eggs in wizard101 (particularly avalon, friar ockam my beloved) but a birthday artwork called for a riff on the birth of venus. approved by my wizard alex blue #MerlesBirthday

if you saw me posting wizard101... no you didn't :)

The Greyrose with the Pearl Earring! For #greyrosebirthday I'm paying tribute to Vermeer's the Girl with the Pearl Earring. Tarrak and Kelvin make for fab frosty festivities! My wizard is Alex Blue.

Capitoline Orthrus! This piece shows Cyrus and Malistaire as Romulus and Remus, based on the statue of the capitoline wolf! For more info, see the last picture :) Wizard name: Alex Blue #CyrusDrakeBirthday

Behold: The Moona Lisa! This is an homage to the Mona Lisa, one of the most iconic portraits in the world. I also added some life spells to the environment to make it even more ✨Moolinda✨. My wizard’s name is Alex Blue (bluenouveau). #MoolindaWuBirthday 🥰