— i had the chance to make that tweet at exactly 4:20 and i didn’t what kind of fool am i

— yeah in other words yeah i fucking miss being chloe and yeah i fucking haven’t tweeted since 2016 shut up

I’m not saying I did anything, I’m just saying she’s no longer into men—

The fact that I didn’t finish high school doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole. Actually wait— It does. It just makes you an EDUCATED asshole. Fancy shit.

— throwback to when Chloe n Nate literally stole the fucking totem pole

— chloe is my oldest account ever it was my first real RP account bro it’s hitting me that it’s been 4 years

we stole the fucking tobanga. it was ocean’s 11. but. it was in the back of my pickup truck and we kinda had to dig through mud n dirt to get it out. ok it’s not as glamorous.

— ju that fucking SL lasted throughout the LITERAL entirety of my third or fourth high school summer break

— my chloe days were a mess but chloe’s a mess so it was so perfect

and that’s why you use protection, kids— nO NO 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 nO— I MEANT ADULTS OF LEGAL AGE.

“WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FRENCH PEOPLE? IS IT BECAUSE THEY'RE FOREIGN AND DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH? fucking trump supporter.” She mutters. x.com/prescott_dwigh…

“Tu detestes le français parce que tu n'as pas l'intelligence pour savoir cette langue.” x.com/prescott_dwigh…

“Finally.” x.com/prescott_dwigh…

Totally unrelated but I got this lightbulb soda from this ice cream shop

I made ice tea in it but it doesn't look as cool

I had to do it