Why do I love things that always end up hurting me... the sun, Ed Sheeran HQ lyrics, the Atlanta Braves....

Hot dog buns will never make sense to me

I'm getting better at not telling the friends I make at weddings that I'll see them soon at the baby shower

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Does everybody have a favorite tooth? Or is that just a me thing...

Does The Real Mike Rowe voice any audiobooks? Asking for a friend.

Nobody will ever be able to convince me that octopuses (?octopi?) aren't aliens. 🐙

The car in front of me just paid over $42 at Taco Bell.... HOW??? They also have a screaming baby in the car.. so that might have something to do with it.

almost tweeted about locking in for today’s ST home opener BUT WE GOT A HOCKEY GAME FIRST

I need every big weekend sporting event to start in the morning. Maybe just not 8am...

Paul Skenes winning Paul Skenes Rookie of the Year when USA wins

There is a specific type of grief that only exists in the 30 seconds after you finish a book and realize you now have to find a new personality.

Y’all mind if a girl gets a little romantic about baseball?

Braves + TBS

Everone say thank you Chicken Wonton Tacos

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of reading time without any responsibilities

"If life was fair, we would all be nailed on the cross."

Walt Weiss willing to die to not lose another starter 😭

Walt Weiss has to get tossed tonight !! #RIPBobbyCox 💔

Ted Turner and Bobby Cox in the same week. I feel like their Celebration of Life should be held on TBS at 7:05.