I voted for #TeamMVP—Mike, Vinny & Pauly are too cool for school and are all about that GTL tylt.it/rzxJVl

#WhatTheForecast #WTForecast

Tip: If your truck is makin’ weird noises, just turn up the music till it disappears.

I feel like the people who lose all their baby weight right away JUST from breastfeeding are magical unicorns

I really gotta work on understanding that other people deal w shit differently than I do. Not everything I shrug off is just as easy for the next person...

Hint hint! I love #RoseGold diamond engagement rings from Kay!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Things everyone (aka me) needs to come to terms with. • No response is a response. • If they wanted to, they would. • Timing will not always be in your favor. • Not everyone has the same heart as you.

Terrible shootings in ElPaso, Texas. Reports are very bad, many killed. Working with State and Local authorities, and Law Enforcement. Spoke to Governor to pledge total support of Federal Government. God be with you all!

My 11 year old came to me with an idea. #elpasoCHALLENGE He challenges ALL El Pasoans to commit 20 Random Acts of Kindness. One for every person that was killed in our city’s mass shooting. Let’s get this done El Paso. @abc7breaking kels Ysleta ISD EL PASO POLICE DEPT El Paso ISD

How cool is this? Green Bay Packers RB Aaron Jones, a UTEP Miners alum, flashes the “915” — the area code for El Paso — after his second touchdown against the Dallas Cowboys. Jesse Tovar Felix Chavez

Since we are in Texas, Down in El Paso we say "HASTA LA VISTA BABY 👋🏜

Aaron Jones was legit fined 10k for having fun on a football field. What a world.

$10k is a bargain for this perfection

This is officially the greatest quote of all time, courtesy of Aaron Jones 3️⃣3️⃣. Get the #GoFundMe going, people. #Dope

Aaron Jones 3️⃣3️⃣ You guys asked, we delivered. BUY HERE: store.barstoolsports.com/products/wave-… Oh and since the NFL fined Jones $10.5k for the wave, if the shirt sells, Barstool will donate $10.5k to the charity of his choosing. This way at least the fine will go towards a cause close to Jones' heart.

You know, I wanna say he shouldn’t have. But you touch my baby and I’m cuttin the power on your ass.