Feeling a little race. Ist.

I should probably delete my last tweet. We’ll see how I feel in the AM

Kid crying on my flight and we haven’t even took off yet—this is going to be a major fucking issue

#NewProfilePic

Shut your bitch ass up

Randomly two or so times a week I have wet dreams and in the dream nothing happens sexually related; like in one of the dreams i saw a car accident then just nutted and woke up. idk why this would happen.

Craving muscle relaxers and wine

Is there some sort of law that states that Indian exchange students have to travel in herds and inconvenience everyone’s day?

Just took a vyvanse. I have 2 exams today. Probably not gonna study—I’m just going to marvel at how small my penis gets when I take this stuff. I will also do your taxes.

On the phone with my sister rn and my god she is the worse story teller of all time I might blow my brains out

Last 8am class done til my 40 year 8am begins

#nuke my school

Sorry, not Sorry.

🚨Mexican American CALLS OUT the protesters in Los Angeles. “So your in a country you DON’T want to leave and waving the Mexico flag?”

Jarvis, multiply by 12 and decrease visibility by 30%

St. Louis loves you, Ozzy. RIP