if we’re being real, a true loser is a lurker

it’s a holiday today

Congrats, you’ve been pre-approved for the Paypig Starter Pack. Terms: daily tributes, zero rewards.

Sending surprise cashapp requests is my favorite hobby

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The battle I have with my 2 personalizes is exhausting. 😇One says to save all my money and loves watching the number get high but and higher 😈The other says spend all my money because it’s sub money and wasting it is what I should be doing.

Stoned and horny

The subs in my DMs won’t shut the fuck up til I demand them to send. Then crickets.

me when a sub talks to me without sending money first

If you have to ask the price, you’ve already failed the test.

Hump day tax just hit. Every $1 you send = 1 squat I’ll film for you whining little brats. Send $50 and I’ll do 10 squats NUDE just to ruin your self control. Cashapp: $bicepsandbullets. Send and make me sweat or don’t and stay broke and boring Clock’s ticking, loser.

I bet you sneak to the bathroom at work to look at porn and touch your tiny cock Don’t lie. I know you do it.

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Access to me starts at the swipe of your card, not the slide in my DMs.