My love language is sending Facebook marketplace listings to my friends of things I know they would love🙂‍↔️💞

Damn I really moved to a whole new zip code for a man. I’m in love fr lmao

ChatGPT said I’m right so idc

He had her on speed dial when shit hit the fan while telling you you’re ‘the one.’ Sis, he wasn’t even providing furniture discounts, let alone loyalty. But stay delusional, I guess.

you create the life you want off assumptions already, why not make it positive assumptions? everything is a reflection of what you think.

Not me honking my life away at Haylie today lol

imagine having one sided beef with me and i’m just at home digging in my butt

People who understand hot sauce etiquette are the best. Don’t try to give me no Louisiana or tapatio hot sauce for Asian food

It’s The Sweetest 💋 at Kobe & Osaka

Like she really put a ™ next to something people have been doing since middle school lol

Not Steph casually in Canada lmfao

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

Me on day off:

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal, then thirty minutes later you get to trade

It’s Friday, I got a job , I’m pretty , & I got my own money.

I lost $50 and wanted to crash out

Not my man rolling his eyes at having to pay $2.99 for me to play plants vs zombies at olive garden 🤣🤣 srry I thought it was free lollll

NOBODY WARNS YOU HOW QUICKLY YOU GO FROM 18 TO 25

The nursing home I used to work at posted pictures on Facebook of a few residents and I don’t recognize anyone 😭😭💔

can’t spell autism without U and I baby