#RuinASoup After Midnight Snot and Sour soup

Brian Williams "I mistakenly reported that I once fought Superman to a standstill in Gotham. In reality I only flipped off Jimmy Olsen"

#GrammysIn5Words After Midnight Snoop Lion, Iggy Azalea slapfight

newsarama.com/23456-dc-revea… Color me unsurprised....

White Jesus, he's like Sterling Archer without the mommy issues..

Anti-vaccine megachurch hit with measles epidemic, now offering free vaccinations dailykos.com/story/2013/08/… via Daily Kos Ha!!!

@willripamonti Arrow The Flash ....and me!

@willripamonti Arrow The Flash I'm still in discussions with the networks over codpiece size....

GOP, pro war, anti vaccinations and anti abortion, it's kind of a mixed message...

Holy shit , Dean Smith dies and the news in Charlotte is covering it like the death of a religious figure! Get a grip, he was a coach...

comicosity.com/exclusive-prev… Gail Simone 💙💛 Is his secret a yarn addiction?

"I just like to mow." , said Pooher Mower humbly...

“Taylor Lemiesz: Eliza Dushku So glad I got to meet you today!! #MadisonCC ” 💋❤️

Don Horowitz, on this, the day of your daughter's hysterectomy, I kiss you on the mouth, in a masculine fashion, my erection a gift.

I keep burning my lips! I don't think I'm doing e-cigarettes right. DAMN THIS UNKNOWABLE FUTURE TECH!!!

I swear, Nygma's the best thing on Gotham.

The psychiatrist on Scorpion should have his job description changed to guy who hands other, smarter people tools and snacks.

I want to design children's wear for kids whose parents hate them. I'll call it ShoulaAborts!

@willripamonti DC Comics And those mandarin collars and piping! They look servers in a PF Chang's in Vegas!