Sometimes you just have to dress like lady di, listen to overmono, and suck on a lollipop

Women that can't stop attracting gay men as mates even when they would rather not...top tier

What would happen if migrants on boats with limited resources were also seen as brave explorers gifted with curiosity and wonder for depths unknown, I wonder.

The way I can actively feel stress and anxiety returning to me as soon as we landed back in Manchester 😖

ideal life: running an ilicit plant propogation racket, throwing monthly themed parties and making lists for my friends of films and books they should check out

Sometimes I want to fall asleep on the balcony aboherently drunk and wake up 5 hours late for work burnt to a crisp

Everyday Market Street gets closer to the same level of unhinged as the tube...yet another sign of the londonfication of Manchester

Ben getting competitive on Duolingo has been so good for my productivity

I joke about my flatmate torturing me with lana del rey but currently I am listening to a Japanese composers self-curated funeral playlist so I guess its even

Beginning to think waking up and immediately consuming 20 mins of harrowing news and brain rot social media...might actually...not be good for my health?

Going into a barbers and asking for a new haircut style that isn't just a skin fade aka a man made horror of cosmic proportions