🚨 BREAKING: Reports are emerging of an unidentified aircraft being shot down over the Northwest Territories late last night by the Royal Canadian Air Force. CTV News will be providing more updates as they come.

🚨 BREAKING: Canadians are reporting no signs of Christmas presents under their trees this morning, along with uneaten cookies. The phenomenon appears to be limited to Canada, raising speculation that Santa Claus has canceled Christmas in the country.

🚨 DEVELOPING: The crash site of the unidentified aircraft shot down over the Northwest Territories has been located. The aircraft appears to be a sleigh. The Government of Canada has refused to comment when asked. CTV News will be providing more updates as they come.

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🚨 BREAKING: Whistleblower says government insiders are considering leaving the Commonwealth next week. The Galloway Government has been a vocal critic of the Commonwealth’s neoliberal and interventionist policies. Leaving would be historic and unprecedented.

🚨🪖 DEVELOPING STORY: A squadron of Royal Navy frigates and destroyers has been spotted off the coast of New Zealand following a tactical cyberstrike on New Zealand’s official communications Discord server.

🚨 BREAKING: Downing Street was not informed of the capture of Josh Brown. The removal of a Security Council head of government appears to have been unilateral, with the support of Australia and Cyprus, and comes as a shock to foreign policy insiders.

🚨 BREAKING: PM Harvey Galloway has attacked the royal family for having outsized influence, accusing them of maintaining a lobby in Canada that serves foreign interests.

🚨 BREAKING: Palace staff warn Downing Street that the Monarchy will intervene if the government does not agree to a set of reforms. Sources confirm the King has held private talks with moderate Conservative MPs, while the Duke of Windsor has publicly voiced support for the SNP.

🗳️🇨🇦 Referendums set to determine Canada’s future, as it has increasingly become an outlier within the Commonwealth. An informal opposition coalition has emerged, with the UK gov't, Royal Family and Canadian Conservatives opposes the measures. Voting will take place on Friday.

🚨 BREAKING: UK opposition set to make historic gains against the Conservatives. This comes as the Royal Family is privately and publicly backing the opposition, with the Duke of Windsor’s endorsement of the SNP dealing a blow to the Conservatives in Scotland.

🚨 BREAKING: Galloway has appointed party loyalist Cameron Windsor as Chief Justice, where he will oversee key constitutional battles. Windsor has previously called for criminal charges against Louis Rothschild and could now preside over such a case.

🚨 BREAKING: The opposition, following a historic and stunning defeat in today’s national referendum, has called the results illegitimate and illegal. The referendum was a test for Prime Minister Galloway’s pro-EU Moorist government and its ambitious “renewal” policies.

🚨 BREAKING: Downing Street ‘caught off guard’ over one-hour referendum held in Ireland by Simon O’Connor’s nationalist post-Moorist government. This is another setback in what cabinet ministers close to the Prime Minister call a ‘great decline’ of BUK's foreign power.

In a break with the tradition of releasing portraits for each Commonwealth realm prior to a coronation, the King has instead travelled overseas to visit Ireland. This trip comes amid ongoing Canada–Ireland tensions and is seen as a subtle endorsement of the Irish government.

🚨 BREAKING: The PM has been criticized by the public for snubbing “God Save the King” at the coronation of King Henry II. His refusal to stand has become a PR blow against the ultra-royalist Reform UK.