It must have taken..ooo minutes to write these lyrics #totp

Beyoncé without conditioner #totp

This is just warbling tripe #totp

Why are they making us listen to Barlow? Even the people that liked it have stopped buying it. Why inflict it on the innocent? #totp

She looks like she’s going to try to sell you some Avon #totp

Guy out singing everyone. Good job #totp

That’s a different bloke, yeah? #totp

Barlow and a track from his solo album!! I’m taking that as a direct threa #totp

All out of tune #totp

Great hair, crap song #totp

I don’t really want to be Kylie…honest #totp

Cameraman desperate to get a shot inside the hole #totp

I’d like to report a hate crime #totp

Punch the wind, shag the snow #totp

Big night for weather #totp

4 weeks ago tonight I was watching Pulp live on stage. I’m replaying that to get through the misery of this #totp

What a shit time to turn #totp back on

Green leotard it overplaying it a bit #totp

That photo of Hammer does look like he’s being taken from behind without consent #totp

Are The Floaters going to be on? Will I finally get to see Larry….he’s a cancer, but he’ll tell you that himself #totp