John McCain and I didn’t always agree, but he understood that some values transcended parties. He knew that if we got in the habit of bending the truth to suit political expediency or party orthodoxy, our democracy will not work. John McCain had character. That’s what I think

Every time another state's polls close they should play a canon sound like the Hunger Games

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why do the barbenheimer and election maps look so similar 🙀 new correlation unlocked??

are you gonna watch this weird ass movie with me or not

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In 2000, before he was the famous “Breaking Bad” star, Aaron Paul, was a contestant on the tv show ‘The Price Is Right’

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.

Mexico's left-wing President Claudia Sheinbaum (who has 80% approval) has officially recognized Palestine as a state and welcomed the Palestinian ambassador. This is very symbolic, because Sheinbaum is Jewish. She supports Palestinian human rights and criticized Israel's attacks

I love when I turn a man into a yapper.

I like to test doors to see if they’ll open. My policy is that an unlocked door is a policy to enter. Thread of places I’ve been by walking into unlocked rooms:

Churro Cheesecake Donuts

Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake 🍰

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who 😳 Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

can i go into peoples houses just to see