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This guy's "Message" button on his LinkedIn profile at linkedin.com/in/timgortsema/ appears to be open. I'm sure he'd *love* to hear your thoughts.

How the hell can one word be use to reference two distinctly different spans of time? Hey Merriam-Webster -- you're the authority on these kinds of things...can you a) tell me which it is, and b) help the people @Grammarly to *literally* get their *figurative* shit together?!

If you want the definition of "ballsy as bug as church bells," here it is. She's unreal.

Me, when I get to Heaven...

The person at NBC Olympics & Paralympics who figured out how to effectively use drones and #FPVdrone pilots in the long-course events (like luge and freestyle skiing) deserves an Emmy. This drone hauling ass down the luge track behind the slider is f*cking awesome. NBC OlympicTalk

Thirty minutes into Super Bowl LX and headed into halftime, Seattle's kicker is the lead candidate for MVP. Wild.

Wait...Jelly Roll is in commercial for Bud Light? The same Bud Light brand that MAGA boycotted? Man, heads are gonna explode when they find out.

#EPTD...Everything Portnoy Touches Dies. @stoolpr

Worth the read. It's a good recap of things from last night.

Me too, Dave Feit...me too.

Hold on... This guy's singing about a guy getting shot with the same gun he hunts deer with. You don't hunt deer with an AK; you use a .308 or a .30/06...and you know who got shot with a 30-cal gun? Charlie Kirk. Singing a song about Dead Charlie at a Turning Point USA event?

Making West Virginia Affordable Again -- by eliminating vowels?

It's weird that the The Olympic Games would ban Russian athletes from participating as under the Russian flag because of their country's military invasion of Ukraine, but then suspend a Ukranian sledder for covering his helmet with pics of the people killed in that invasion.

As written, I wonder why a Canadian doc prescribed him colon cancer in the first place.

That classic “Does your dog bite?” mix-up in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)—Peter Sellers’ Clouseau pets the pup, gets bitten, then snaps: “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” Clerk: “That is not my dog.” Short gag, but it took 7 takes with outtakes full of

I'm inclined to take the over, but...define "real snowstorms" for us. Like - does a wet/icy inch of snow count if schools close? Or does it have to be over X number of inches at Port Columbus to count? Give us some guidelines ;-)

Gold.

The best part of this whole #CanadianCurling scandal is that because it's a current events topic, you can now say "She should know better than to double-touch the stones before getting to the hog" at work and not get sent to HR...

Does this means I can now bring a 20 ounce Coke Zero thru TSA, too? I mean...it's the same funding, right?