No one gives a damn how I look as long as I bring home plenty of treasure and that’s how I like it. Firstborn Weasley. Aloof. Unflappable. Adventurous. Pretty.

Just started drooling out of nowhere... Oops. *wipes my mouth on my sleeve*

*snuffs* Feral mitts? Where?

That’s not very nice... And /you’re/ one to talk about breeding.

Bet that went over well... x.com/doeeyedprince/…

*licks my lips* You dog. And a loss of house points on top of that, I’d wager? x.com/doeeyedprince/…

// Straight up Jersey Shore sounding name if I ever heard one.

// Wait. A James? I can play this game, too. What?! x.com/mwpprongs/stat…

// Ahhhh. I’ve got you. x.com/mwpprongs/stat…

// It’s been so long, I don’t remember if this is intentional or not, but my bio here reads like a dating profile. Albeit one for a serial killer...but still.

/Cannibalism/. It’s a hobby. Y’know. Like hiking or knitting. x.com/doeeyedprince/…

*my nose twitches as I catch the scent of something familiar: one of my children*

*shrugs as it fades because the moon will be full soon and there won’t be any hiding, then* x.com/sonofthewild/s…

*Whatever it is he does.... when /not/ bullying smaller creatures.... What else....??*

Right. I’ve got to think about that. Night, all.

*spits out a feather* ...Define “emotional support”. x.com/natgeotravel/s…