TEMP. PINNED — 𝐀𝐫𝐠𝐲𝐥𝐞 19+. Pansexual. Master of pizza. Smoker of weed.

I know right?

Wellll you chose these nerds, get used to it, big boy

BARK

I missed you too, gorgeous

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“I guess for us it does…” [He doesn’t exactly know what a real family should look like, but he’s happy enough with who he has. At least he isn’t alone…even if he wishes his parents cared to stay]

Same difference at this point I think

Jonathan that is a raccoon

He’s still a raccoon He could have rabies But. He is a little guy

He looks like a raccoon, Jonathan

They don’t ONLY get into trash

Sometimes they hide under porches, or trailers

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