@ItsDaceyMormont Just to be clear, is this because of my "promiscuity", or because of that ex Aly never talks about?

@ItsDaceyMormont - But I really like your sister, and I would never hurt her on purpose. Alright?

@ItsDaceyMormont Thanks, Dace.

@Duhnerys How did I read one of the lines as "I want to make you horny"? My brain is so fucked up.

@Duhnerys Ohhh, I see.

@Duhnerys No, no, there's an arrow, see? If you move the R after the O...

@Duhnerys I was scrolling and my immediate impression of the tweet was such. Don't expect any more logic than this.

I sense I'm needed.

Pet shops are kind of like tiny zoos.

I THOUGHT it. How in seven hells are you able to read my thoughts?! x.com/alysane_mormon…

I was expecting to get laid. Instead I'm in the passenger seat coming home from the pet shop with a box of fish in little baggies of water.

@ItsDaceyMormont It's been, like, five days. Calm your shit.

@ItsDaceyMormont Then stop watching, you creep.

My girlfriend is flirting with... me. Confusing...

[Loves on @Alysane_Mormont.] And hello, universe.

Happy Valentine's Day? @Alysane_Mormont

[Sneaks up on @Alysane_Mormont and tackle-hugs her from behind.]