“Huh? Oh, i dunno. I was just checking out your ass. And a damn fine ass it is.~”

“I have a fuckin’ name. It’s Seras, Seras Victoria.”

“Where’d the Miss come from, just Seras is fine. I ain’t the master of this place, i’m just a guard dog.”

“I don’t really need to.”

“I’m the furor, I’m immense. I’m the avatar of your consequence. I’m your omega, I’m the flood. I am the nightmare you made when you spilled our blood.”

“Good god… Crush my skull…”

“I have total faith in your thighs. Do the impossible and make me regenerate my head.”

“Iunno, a fuckin’ cheerleader outfit?”

“Ain’t you a fuckin’ demon?”

“Is your dad above Lucifer? Cause my master is pretty close with Lucifer. They go way back.”

“Well… he did go to hell, so it should sound hellish… He’s also… killed like… billions of people… I’m getting up there but still haven’t hit billions yet.”

“Not really a point to it, just answering.”

“I’m a fuckin’ vampire, my body is as cold as the fuckin dead.”

“Who the hell’re you?”

“Okay… whaddya want?”

“You said that my master sounded pretty hellish, so i elaborated on how hellish. This started because i was surprised that a demon walked around like that, you don’t look like a succubus.”

“Sex convention? That’s a fuckin’ thing?”

“I get out. When i go to work.”

“Ain’t likely. Unless you plan on draining mine til they’re empty.”