"The freedom I wished for so much and fought to have it... The most precious thing in life... It's mine. I did it! I won! I'm free! Do you hear me, Gareki?! I WON AND I'M FREE!! My dream has come true thanks to you! And myself! I'm no longer alone. I'm no longer unhappy..."

📲 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CAR AGAIN- [Obviously not caring at all about the other part of the story.]

📲 If you refuse to pay for the damage I'll go talk to the president and you may not get your paycheck next week.

DAZAI!!! [Kunikida's desperate scream came from nearby. So he'd been following Dazai anyways, huh. One second after the explosion he showed up from the corner to check if Dazai was doing all right.]

//Alive but I've been super busy lately, now I'm ashamed to reply old stuff but please tell me if you'd like to continue a thread anyways! Love, Sharon

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//After a long break I'm planning to peek back every now and then. Life's been hectic a lot lately and I haven't been doing so good but oh well...

I have feelings for Dazai.

Dazai. Come here.

Dazai come here. I'm going to choke you.

Atsushi needs proper education and he's going to get it from me whatever it costs!!! He should be thankful he got a teacher for free!

//I really hope Atsushi's mun didn't choke on anything while reading the last response.

//Okay but imagine writing funny stories with people and expect to be less depressed aha it's dumb who would even do that... Oh wait I would. I could... Use a nice chat, may be. Yet I wouldn't want to bother anyone with my shit. So... Yeah it's a dilemma :/

Come closer. I am going to choke you because the kid told me to do so.

Atsushi. Wouldn't you want to die any more?

I repeat, grammar saves lives.

Who would you prefer? [He had to try really hard to stay calm. Since Dazai has left the agency he's been struggling not to fall apart.]

What makes you think I'm not okay?!!! [He screamed already, clenching his fist. His body was shaking already.] I AM NOT LOSING MY COOL!!!

Hey, 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞. Have you practiced exercise 69 in your free time? I want to see how much you've improved. [Kunikida, for God's sake...]