I literally have zero friends.

Often.

Missing people truly sucks.

dear you

@eatonfaux Hey there. I just wanted to wish you the happiest and bestest birthday of all, my love. You have no idea of the immense --

@eatonfaux -- and profound love that I muster for you in my heart, forever and ever. I honestly don't quite know what I did --

@eatonfaux -- You fill my life with happiness, my angel. And I'm afraid words are not able to express how thankful I am for it. --

@eatonfaux -- to deserve you and your genuine love. You are definitely the most extraordinary person I ever had the privilege of knowing. --

@eatonfaux -- I love you, very much so, and I promise I'll try my best to make this the happiest day of your entire existence.

Dear god.

Night.