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This kid is on his way to a career as a life coach ...

Me in therapy: tries to be honest about what's going on in my life Also me in therapy: worries my stories are boring my therapist

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I spent nearly 30 years believing AC/DC was singing, "If you want love, you got it," instead of "If you want blood ..."

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Me: I wish I froze more of my eggs a few years ago. Friend: You mean so you could have more kids? Me: What? No. I mean the eggs I bought at the store that were $100 cheaper back then.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and predicts six more weeks of winter. I saw my shadow and can predict six more weeks of dealing with everyone's shit.

(Walks past my 7-year-old getting ready for school) Kid: Are you going to change? Me: (in my pjs) No, I'm just taking you to the bus stop. Kid: WITHOUT A BRA???

I knew Rihanna was pregnant the moment she touched her belly during "Diamonds."🤰🔹️

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GIVEAWAY news. I am excited to partner with NatGeoKIDS to give out a FREE copy of seven different books for Earth Day. Learn more at maybeillshowertoday.com

Join me and writers around the world in the 100-word Microfiction Challenge 2023 kicking off April 28th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/100

You know what I love? Uploading my resume for a job application online and then having to manually enter the exact same information.