🚨💣 BREAKING: Rúben Amorim has just been SACKED by Manchester United. Decision made this morning.

Ah but when it’s Rashford, suddenly context and nuance goes out the bloody window 😂

Manager: He’s one of the most professional employees we have Me leaving work:

Fellas never settle 😭🤞🏾

I’m not a Carrick fan But Thank You Carrick for upholding the United standards, all of a sudden United fans care about losing when they never cared when that Portuguese War Lord was losing weekly 🤡🤡🤡

They’re just angry that it’s taken Carrick 12 games to absolutely embarrass the bloke they supported who won 14 games in 14 months. Suddenly they wanna talk about Enrique and co. Before we were in a ‘process’

Father in Heaven, you shouldn't have given some ppl opposable thumbs

If you backed Amnothim. Na God go judge you

*La empresa cayéndose a pedazos* Yo en el baño viendo el PSG vs Bayern:

When i break into somebody's house but they're watching PSG vs Bayern Munich

‘I am Nigerian’ 😂 TF was that nigga thinking? Aspa you are Nigerian and you can beat them all up😭

Nothing unites this app quite like a corporate sex scandal

Yanited bros are you seeing what I’m seeing…

asake, i giggled… abeg delete before people wake up

Kobbie Mainoo discourse was making me hate Nigerians and im a full blown Yoruba man.

In 1998/99, Manchester United became the first English side to win the TREBLE. David Ginola, with 3 goals and 10 assists for a Spurs team that finished 11th in the PL won the PFA Player of the Year award. Never let them tell you that the POTY is for the winner of the PL only.

Shut up man

Every single Arsenal journalist dropping hit pieces can #Hold

Man these tears